https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2025/06/08/b-i-n-g-o/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/graduation.jpggraduationhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/secondteam.jpgsecondteamhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/finalgame.jpgfinalgamehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/bedside.jpgBedsidehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/cardinal.jpgCardinalhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/rice-family-with-dogs.jpgRice family with dogshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/gunnarandnera.jpgGunnarandNerahttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/hospitalboard.jpgHospitalBoardhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/dad-vs-alex.jpgDad vs Alex2025-06-08T21:09:31+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2021/10/31/baby-you-can-finally-drive-my-car/2021-10-31T14:06:44+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2015/11/03/what-if/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/alex-minipony-to-varsity.jpgAlex MiniPony to VarsitySix amazing yearshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/post-game-prayer-for-colby-reid.jpgPost-game prayer for Colby ReidPost-game prayer for Colby Reid2021-08-22T00:07:18+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/about-becky/2021-01-17T20:20:21+00:00weekly0.6https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2021/01/02/two-weeks-notice/2021-01-02T16:28:21+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2020/08/30/beckys-2020-back-to-school-bingo-card/2020-08-30T20:57:53+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2020/05/23/ive-got-an-announcement-to-make/2020-05-23T22:03:43+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2019/07/04/summer-job-board-for-teenagers/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/beckyjobchart-2.jpgBeckyJobCharthttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/moms-choice.pngMoms Choicehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/laugh.gifLaughhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/65185699_661469297613706_7695555077636882432_n.jpg65185699_661469297613706_7695555077636882432_n2019-07-04T15:28:53+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2016/08/22/my-2020-vision-sometimes-gets-a-little-blurry/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/img_1372.jpgIMG_1372https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/whole-class.jpgWhole classhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/tshirt.jpgTshirthttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/img_1755.jpgIMG_1755https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/whole-class.jpgWhole classhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/tshirt.jpgTshirt2019-07-02T20:49:25+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2019/02/25/top-8-tips-for-being-a-volunteer-social-media-account-manager/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/roysstates.jpgRoysStateshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/who-was-watching.jpgWho was watchinghttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/makeanemoji.jpgMakeanEmojihttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/softball-lax-stick.jpgsoftball lax stickhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/wetzhispants.jpgWetzhispantshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/wendys.jpgWendyshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/umbc.jpgUMBChttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/headline-merge.jpgHeadline mergehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/wrong.pngWronghttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/signboardletters.jpgSignBoardLetters2019-02-25T16:42:26+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2018/12/29/in-2019-i-resolve-to-have-more-resolve/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Happy-New-Year-GIF.gifHappy-New-Year-GIF2018-12-29T13:24:30+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/11/24/overscheduled-giving/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/beckythanksgivingschedule.pngBack off, I've got a lot to doBack off, I've got a lot to dohttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/mythanksgivingschedule2.pngWhat? Booze makes everything better, so don't be such a hater.What? Booze makes everything better, so don't be such a hater.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/mythanksgivingschedule1.pngMyThanksgivingSchedulehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/mythanksgivingschedule.pngMyThanksgivingSchedulehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/beckysthanksgivingschedule_002.pngBeckysThanksgivingSchedule_002https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/drewsthanksgivingfoodprepschedule.pngWhat a fucking show offWhat a fucking show offhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/drewsschedule.jpgI know, right?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/poolroom.jpgHell yeah, every house should have a lap pool room!Hell yeah, every house should have a lap pool room!2018-11-21T02:50:18+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2018/11/17/how-are-you-really/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/verizon1.jpgVerizonhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/img_2182.jpgIMG_2182https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/image-1.jpgImage-12018-11-17T15:11:38+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2018/10/06/wwttmd-what-would-this-team-mom-do/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/dumblooks.jpgdumblookshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/danger.jpgdangerhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/parentcoach.jpgParentCoachhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/drinkit.jpgDrinkithttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/jersey.jpgJerseyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/raiders6cropped.jpgSan Diego Chargers v Oakland RaidersOAKLAND, CA - SEPTEMBER 10: An Oakland Raiders fan cheers on his team before their game against the San Diego Chargers during their season opener at Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum on September 10, 2012 in Oakland, California. (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/lasik.jpgLasikhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/playingtime.jpgPlayingTime2018-10-07T18:04:08+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2018/08/19/what-the-suck/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/52andfabulous.jpg52andFabuloushttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/hello-my-name-is.jpghello-my-name-ishttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/kimkvampirefacial.jpgKimKvampirefacial2018-08-19T15:20:03+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2018/07/29/10-keys-to-a-great-vacation/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/img_1713.jpgIMG_1713https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/img_1749.jpgIMG_1749https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/img_1759.jpgIMG_1759https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/img_1720.jpgIMG_1720https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/img_1676.jpgIMG_1676https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/img_1686.jpgIMG_1686https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/img_1678.jpgIMG_1678https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/img_1762.jpgIMG_1762https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/img_1703.jpgIMG_1703https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/img_1699.jpgIMG_16992018-07-29T21:02:24+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2018/07/14/maybe-the-first-cut-isnt-the-deepest/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/img_4523.jpgIMG_4523https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/steve-and-alex-2.jpgSteve and Alex 2Steve coaching Alex at first basehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/steve-and-alex-1.jpgSteve and Alex 1Alex and Coach Steve at The Ripken Experience in Aberdeenhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/img_4273a.jpgIMG_4273Ahttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/img_4377a.jpgIMG_4377ATeammate Jacob Kutcheyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/img_4360a.jpgIMG_4360ATeammate Mason Longhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/img_4337a.jpgIMG_4337Ahttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/last-night-behind-the-plate-at-heritage.jpgLast Night Behind the Plate at Heritagehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/20181.jpg2018https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/big-boy-field1.jpgBig boy fieldThe "big boy" field2018-07-14T16:40:50+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2018/07/14/where-the-have-i-been/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/tequila-scale.jpgTequila scalehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/history.jpgHistory2018-07-15T21:17:58+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2017/09/03/my-husband-has-some-set-of-stones/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/oops.gifoopshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/sneer.gifSneerhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/neeneegif.gifNeeNeeGifhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/longroll.gifLongrollhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/jjudy.gifJJudyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/house.gifHousehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/couple.gifCouple2017-09-03T12:57:06+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2017/07/16/our-last-supper/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/iwalk05.jpgiwalk05https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/img_0442.jpgIMG_0442https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/img_0409.jpgIMG_0409https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/img_0400.jpgIMG_0400https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/img_0398.jpgIMG_0398https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/img_0396.jpgIMG_0396https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/img_0384.jpgIMG_0384https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/img_0375.jpgIMG_0375https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/img_0372.jpgIMG_0372https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/img_0339.jpgIMG_03392017-07-16T20:53:53+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2017/04/30/i-have-a-few-questions/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/report-card.jpgReport Cardhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/dumbbell.jpgDumbbellhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/elixer.jpgElixer2017-05-01T00:13:11+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2017/03/19/home/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/refugees.jpgRefugees2017-03-19T13:53:57+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2017/02/05/crap-im-old-enough-for-aarp/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/welcome.jpgwelcomehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/the-rack.jpgthe-rack2017-02-06T01:40:46+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2016/11/24/fashion-weak/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/img_2049.jpgimg_2049https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/thisgirl.gifthisgirlhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/img_1985.jpgimg_1985https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/img_1919.jpgimg_1919https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/eyeroll.gifeyeroll2016-11-24T17:04:23+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2016/10/20/my-mom-interest-survey/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/fuzz-out.jpgfuzz-outhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/bottom-half-final-version.jpgbottom-half-final-versionhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/top-half-final-version.jpgtop-half-final-versionhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/top-half-final.jpgtop-half-finalhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/becky-form-final.jpgbecky-form-finalhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/nick-form.jpgnick-form2016-10-20T15:44:07+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2016/09/24/well-thats-the-pitts/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/star.jpgstarhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/pitt-split-sept08.jpgpitt-split-sept08https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/nationalenquirer.jpgnationalenquirerhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/in-touch-brangelina.jpgin-touch-brangelinahttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/intouchbig.jpgintouchbighttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-break-up.jpgbrad-pitt-angelina-jolie-break-uphttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/angelina-jolie-450-million-divorce-brad-pitt.jpgangelina-jolie-450-million-divorce-brad-pitt2016-09-24T18:15:35+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2016/08/24/you-had-one-job/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/al-and-sue-wedding-day.jpgAl and Sue Wedding Dayhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/al-and-sue-anniversary-party.jpgAl and Sue Anniversary Partyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sue.jpgSuehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/mom-and-dad.jpgMom and dadhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/mary-anne.jpgMary Annehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/frank-and-lorrie.jpgFrank and Lorriehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/bill-and-barbara.jpgBill and Barbarahttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/img_15151.jpgIMG_1515https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/img_1516.jpgIMG_1516https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/img_1514.jpgIMG_15142016-08-24T12:58:22+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2016/08/06/why-im-a-total-heel/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/foot-on-facebook.jpgFoot on Facebookhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/x-ray.jpgX-rayhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/under-heel1.jpgUnder Heelhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/heel-only1.jpgHeel onlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/email-from-dad.jpgEmail from dadhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/normalheel.jpgNormalHeel2016-08-06T19:00:49+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2016/07/12/naked-and-afraid-well-never-have-ac-again/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/img_1557.jpgIMG_1557https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/img_1553.jpgIMG_1553https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/img_1552.jpgIMG_1552https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/mocha-the-fan-hog.jpgMocha the Fan Hoghttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/jake-the-fan-hog.jpgJake the Fan Hoghttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/system-malfunction.jpgSystem Malfunctionhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/wait-say-what-gif.gifWait-say-what-GIFhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/text-message.jpgText Messagehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/between_a_rock_and_a_hard_placev2.jpg"Rock, Hard Place" Road Sign with dramatic clouds and sky.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/classy-drinking-gif.gifClassy drinking gif2016-07-12T20:55:03+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2016/07/03/being-first-lady-not-as-cool-as-i-thought-it-would-be/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/calm-snocones.jpgCalm SnoConeshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/tequila.jpgTequila2016-07-03T17:17:15+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2016/06/20/some-ground-rules-for-summer-vacation/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/img_1432.jpgIMG_1432https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/img_1431.jpgIMG_1431https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/img_1430.jpgIMG_1430https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/img_1428.jpgIMG_1428https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/img_1427.jpgIMG_1427https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/img_1426.jpgIMG_1426https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/img_1425.jpgIMG_1425https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/img_1424.jpgIMG_1424https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/img_1423.jpgIMG_14232016-06-21T12:42:07+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2016/05/27/i-admit-it-i-have-a-weed-problem/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/gardending-today.jpggardending todayhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/john-comment.jpgJohn commenthttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/img_1263.jpgIMG_1263https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/img_1262.jpgIMG_1262https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/img_1266.pngIMG_1266https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/img_1265.pngIMG_1265https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/merrie-meme.jpgMerrie Memehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/julie-meme.jpgJulie Meme2016-05-27T20:31:54+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2016/04/29/becky-who/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/iggy-the-idiot.jpgIggy the Idiothttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sports-moms.jpgSports Momshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sno-cones.jpgSno Coneshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sunburn-face.jpgSunburn Facehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/laundry-to-fold.jpgLaundry to Foldhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/bad-selfie.jpgBad Selfiehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/becky-full-house.jpgBecky Full Househttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/becky-with-the-good-hair.jpgBecky with the good hairhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/skimm-image.jpgSkimm Imagehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/eonline-becky-pic.jpgEonline Becky Pic2016-04-29T13:46:41+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2016/03/19/change-i-can-live-with/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/12804622_1160320587326262_675410197340451188_n.jpg12804622_1160320587326262_675410197340451188_nhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/iggy-quote.jpgIggy QuoteFrom People magazine:  http://stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com/2016/03/01/iggy-azalea-talks-plastic-surgery/2016-03-19T13:52:05+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2016/01/30/getting-older-is-a-pain-in-my-ass/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/colonoscopy-instructions.jpgColonoscopy instructionshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/getting-older-grumpy-cat.jpgGetting older grumpy cathttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/leg-and-knee.jpgLeg and kneehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/grumpy-cat.jpgGrumpy cathttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/amber-tweet-at-kanye1.jpgAmber Tweet at Kanye2016-01-30T15:55:39+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2016/01/23/what-all-those-snow-prediction-numbers-really-mean/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/img_0850.jpgIMG_0850https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/img_0849.jpgIMG_0849https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/snowfall-predictions.jpgSnowfall Predictionshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/img_0840.jpgIMG_08402016-01-23T18:18:44+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2015/12/31/my-2016-resolutions/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/bitmoji-20151231112545.pngbitmoji-20151231112545https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/img_07671.jpgIMG_0767[1]https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/44255498-happy-new-year-2016-gold-background-vector.jpg44255498-happy-new-year-2016-gold-background-vectorhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/11049110_10206486343662486_5938681176764881668_n.jpg11049110_10206486343662486_5938681176764881668_nhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/img_0765.jpgIMG_0765By all means, take up all the space on the couchhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/img_0764.jpgIMG_0764Mom's lap is the most comfortable spot for keeping watch over the Family roomhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/img_0766.jpgIMG_0766Can't you see the TV past my big furry ass and creepy glowing eyes?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/parent-rules.jpgparent rules2016-01-22T18:24:07+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2015/12/29/the-annual-christmas-card-photo-taking-fiasco/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2011.jpg20112011https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2013.jpg20132014https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2010.jpg20102010https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2007.jpg20072007https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2008.jpg20082008https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2009.jpg20092009https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2012.jpg20122013https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2006.jpg20062006https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2005.jpg20052005https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/tears-up-close.jpgTears up close2015-12-29T13:53:17+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2015/12/01/i-have-some-serious-kobe-numbers-maybe-i-should-retire-also/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/kobe-v-becky.jpgKobe v Becky2015-12-02T22:27:09+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2015/11/10/why-i-will-never-be-in-charge-of-the-community-sign-board/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dearboughtsignpta1.jpgDearboughtSignPTAhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/signboard1.jpgsignboardPhone number removed to protect the privacy of the poor schmuck who can't wait to get rid of this gig.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dearboughtsigndrunk.jpgDearboughtSignDRUNKThose sports mom Happy Hours will do it ever time.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/signboard.jpgsignboardA public forum for my snarkiness? YES!https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dearboughtsignplayer3.jpgDearboughtSignPLAYER https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dearboughtsignplayer2.jpgDearboughtSignPLAYERWe all know, jackass. Stop being such a damn tool.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dearboughtsignplayer1.jpgDearboughtSignPLAYERWe know. Don't keep being a jackass, dude.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dearboughtsignplayer.jpgDearboughtSignPLAYERYou know who you are, jackass.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dearboughtsignpta.jpgDearboughtSignPTAhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dearboughtsignfrontyard.jpgDearboughtSignFRONTYARDSponsored by Mrs. Rice's husband who was her designated driver that one night she did puke in her front yard.2015-11-10T23:53:11+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2015/10/29/fingering-the-culprit/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/img_0500.jpgIMG_0500Smalltown, USA (aka: Walkersville, MD)https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/12189981_10153294244013380_5150669394836271313_n.jpg12189981_10153294244013380_5150669394836271313_nArm not in sling...but what's with the maniacal grin?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/12189737_10153294243828380_4850187831987545103_n.jpg12189737_10153294243828380_4850187831987545103_nArm not in slinghttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/12187717_10153294244318380_2507112233369752844_n.jpg12187717_10153294244318380_2507112233369752844_nLook closehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/12106802_10153294243683380_5368503370689196874_n.jpg12106802_10153294243683380_5368503370689196874_nMouth open; arm not in slinghttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/12105941_10153294243748380_2473511981155996470_n.jpg12105941_10153294243748380_2473511981155996470_nArms thrown back; not in slinghttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/12009710_10153294243863380_5377386556586424715_n.jpg12009710_10153294243863380_5377386556586424715_nArm not in sling, but what are you doing with your fingers?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/jv-football-nicks-fingers.jpgJV Football - Nick's fingersHis collar bone is broken, but his digitus medius are working just fine, thank you.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/jv-football-nick.jpgJV Football - NickSo proud that in spite of a broken collar bone, middle fingers working just finehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/jv-football-medium.jpgJV Football - mediumNo, really. Focus on my kid.2015-10-29T14:52:50+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2015/09/30/we-dont-need-no-water/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/roof.jpgRoofLike, how much fixing it is going to cost?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/on-fire.jpgOn Fireon Fire? Um...https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/burn.jpgBurn2015-10-03T20:36:40+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2015/09/18/the-adventures-of-collar-crusher-and-broken-boy/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/football-pals.jpgFootball palsMy ballershttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/img_0384.jpgIMG_0384Nick looks like he's stoned, doesn't he?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/horror.gifhorror*Cue audible gasp of horror*https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/xray.jpgXrayI'm no doctor, but that doesn't look right...2015-09-18T19:37:38+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2015/08/24/teenage-safety-doesnt-have-to-be-an-oxymoron/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/img_0325.jpgIMG_0325Did you wash your hands before you started annoying your brother?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/img_0322.jpgIMG_0322Ready for 8th grade, but bummed their is no advanced course in Madden 15.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/img_0321.jpgIMG_0321Ready for 7th grade -- and two thumbs up for moms safety rules.2015-08-27T15:12:00+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2015/08/09/from-now-on-well-use-the-proper-slang/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/triumphant-facial-expression-2_medium.jpgtriumphant-facial-expression-2_mediumHot damn...Best. Parent. EVER.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/nick-on-slide.jpgNick on SlideBecause it's important to share your parenting imperfections far and widehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/img_0241.pngIMG_0241https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/img_0240.pngIMG_0240https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/img_0239.pngIMG_0239https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/img_0238.pngIMG_02382015-08-09T16:52:17+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2015/07/22/not-the-caribbean/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/be-grateful-because-not-all-families-are-this-lucky.pngbe-grateful-because-not-all-families-are-this-luckyThis. This right here.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/o-teen-boy-sad-facebook.jpgo-TEEN-BOY-SAD-facebookNo water slides and no dolphins? UGH!https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/amypblinkgif.gifAmyPblinkgifWait...what...I think I misheard you. Did you say Beach or Boar's? And you meant Virgin Islands, not Virginia, right?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/atlantis_marine_and_waterpark_dolphin_bay.jpgAtlantis_marine_and_waterpark_dolphin_baySwim with dolphins - hell to the yeah.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/disney-cruise-slide.jpgAquaDuck Water Coaster on the Disney DreamAwesome waterslide on a Disney cruise? More hell to the yeah!https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/tinafeyscowl.jpgTinaFeyScowlhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/tina-fey-mean-girls.jpgtina-fey-mean-girlsSusan: "Are you kidding me with this? I already had my bikinis picked out."https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/o-sad-teen-girl-facebook.jpgTeenage Girl Looking UpsetIf I was on a beach I wouldn't care if I couldn't snapchat with my friends.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/mccarthy.jpgMcCarthyMe: I think I need a longer Q-tip because my ears think they heard we are not going anywhere beachy.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/mayarudolph.jpg"The Way, Way Back" Portraits - 2013 Sundance Film FestivalNancy: "I don't have kids or a husband, but I do know a vacation buzz kill when I hear one."2015-07-22T15:25:58+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2015/07/01/yet-another-parenting-win/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/made-of-money.jpgMade of moneyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/17_times_rolling_your_eyes_was_totally_acceptable__16_.gif17_times_rolling_your_eyes_was_totally_acceptable__16_https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/kids-to-work-289.jpgKids to work-289Everyone starts to relax for the yoga session...https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/kids-to-work-280.jpgKids to work-280...but Nick is wishing he had his iPad with himhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/kids-to-work-271.jpgKids to work-271...and win the contest because they used everything -- EVERYTHING! -- including plates and containers. https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/kids-to-work-268.jpgKids to work-268...to finish first...https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/kids-to-work-224.jpgKids to work-224The Rice boys survey the unfamiliar healthy eats for the "Chopped" competition...https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/kids-to-work-223.jpgKids to work-223...and plot with their entire "Chopped" team...https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/kids-to-work-177.jpgKids to work-177Listening to a keynote speaker...https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/kids-to-work-169.jpgKids to work-169...but probably wishing he had his iPad to play games on2015-07-01T17:25:50+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2015/06/26/on-guns-flags-and-hatred/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/nra-commentary.jpgNRA commentaryNRA Board Member's comments about Charleston. SMDH.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/comeandtakeitzoom.jpgComeandtakeitzoomI love a challengehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/wendiaarons.jpgWendiAaronshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/comeandtakeit.jpgComeandtakeit2015-06-26T21:57:06+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2015/06/10/nick-and-the-terrible-horrible-no-good-very-bad-week/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/alexander-and-the-terrible-horrible-no-good-9781481414128_lg.jpgalexander-and-the-terrible-horrible-no-good-9781481414128_lghttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/babyscaredface.jpgbabyscaredfaceYikes.2015-06-11T01:38:30+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2015/05/25/icaved/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/37-mean-girls-gif.gif37-mean-girls-gifhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/photo.jpgphotoHe checked in, and I hadn't even asked him tohttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/angry-funny.gifangry-funnyShut it, kid.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/wwhellno.jpgWWHellNoWonder Mom says "oh HELL no!"https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/bitchplease.jpgBitchplease2015-05-25T21:34:38+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2015/05/03/missing-inaction/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/img_4924a.jpgIMG_4924ANick on defensehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/img_5319a.jpgIMG_5319AAlex on the mound2015-05-03T13:54:51+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2014/03/17/beckys-winning-march-madness-bracket/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/becky-bracket.jpgBecky BracketThis one's a winnerhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/march_madness_bracket_001.pngMarch_Madness_Bracket_001Bitches, with this -- we're all winners.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/march_madness_bracket.pngMarch_Madness_BracketWith this, we're all winners2015-03-18T17:38:22+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2015/03/18/this-is-still-a-winning-bracket/2015-03-18T17:37:51+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2015/03/14/mark-my-words/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/the-peoples-eyebrow.jpgThe People's EyebrowIt's hard to see in this picture, but here my husband is giving our son the "people's eyebrow".2015-03-14T12:54:36+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2015/02/21/welcome-to-the-hood/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/year-13.jpgYear 132015https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/year-12.jpgYear 122014https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/year-11.jpgYear 112013https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/year-10.jpgYear 102012https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/year-9.jpgYear 92011https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/year-8.jpgYear 82010https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/year-7.jpgYear 72009https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/year-6.jpgYear 62008https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/year-5.jpgYear 52007https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/year-4.jpgYear 420062015-02-21T16:07:59+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2015/02/16/a-little-respect-please/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/kayne-rushes-stage.gifKayne rushes stageYou can't fix stupid.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/beck-v-kanye.pngBeck v KanyeWord.2015-02-16T13:42:43+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2015/02/08/ode-to-our-new-dog-jake/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/shoe.jpgShoeJake thinks the shoes could use more salthttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/screen-door.jpgScreen door"Honey, we need to go to Lowe's"https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/tick-tock-mothereffer-tee.jpgTick-Tock-Mothereffer-TeeNot. Soon. Enough.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/woman-confused-shutterstock.jpgwoman-confused ShutterstockThe fuck?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/spooning.jpgSpooningAt least he cuddles Mocha in addition to humping herhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/sock.jpgSockSocks must taste like chickenhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/halltree.jpgHallTreeFurniture: Expensive Sticks: Free2015-02-08T23:14:53+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2015/01/24/but-i-did-it-first/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/miley-dog-cc2a9-news-group-newspapers-limited-in-england.jpgMiley dog (c)© News Group Newspapers Limited in EnglandMiley gets a kiss from her dog Mary Jane in 2013. Where ever did Miley get the inspiration for that name? Image: © News Group Newspapers Limited in Englandhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/becky-and-bridgette.jpgBecky and BridgetteIn 1992 - 21 YEARS EARLIER - I hugged and got a kiss from my parents' big bundle of fur. Her name was Bridgette, which is -- as far as I know -- not slang for pot or any other illegal substance.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/miley-in-tub.jpgMiley in tubIn January 2015, Miley shares with the world that she has girly bits and tats. And not enough bubbles for her bath.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/becky-bath.jpgBecky bathIn 1969, 46 (Holy Shit!) YEARS AGO, my parents captured this photo of me. See, this is the classy way to work it when you've got no bubbles, bitch.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/becky-boobs.jpgBecky boobsThis wasn't a selfie, but in 1994 - 21 YEARS EARLIER - my friend Bob snapped this photo of my rack during a night out in Fells Point. I think there may have been 200 people at the club that night. Max.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/miley-banana-microphone.jpegMiley banana microphoneHere's Miley at the 2013 iHeart Radio music festival in Las Vegas, sporting black pasties, a sheer dress with furry sleeves, and a banana (wink wink) microphone.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/becky-microphone.jpgBecky microphoneIn 1971 -- 42 (Dayum!) YEARS EARLIER -- you see me sporting the latest in olive green corduroy, a white turtle neck, and singing into the plastic tube end of a jump rope. Which kinda looks like a tampon applicator, now that I think about it.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/miley-boobs.pngMiley boobsJanuary 2015 we get a selfie of Miley's rack that her 15+ million followers on Instagram can enjoy.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/miley-tongue-and-fingers.jpgMiley tongue and fingersAt the 2013 VMAs, Miley gives a little peace out with some tongue after such a heady performance of Blurred Lines with Robin Thicke.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/becky-tongue-and-fingers.jpgBecky tongue and fingersOn New Year's Eve 1993 - a good 20 YEARS EARLIER - those Jägermeister shots went right to my head, which caused me to suck on my own finger. The rest of the evening I'm sure the conversation was about as clear as a bunch of Blurred Lines.2015-01-25T12:22:27+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2015/01/17/fifty-shades-of-family/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/shitty-mom.jpgShitty momYep.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/big-eyes.jpgBig eyesDamn! Bitch be trippin'.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/mom-and-dad-50-years-later.jpgMom and dad 50 years laterMom and dad, January 2, 2015https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/mom-and-dad.jpgMom and dadMom and dad, January 2, 1965https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-hollys.jpgThe HollysThe amazing Joseph and Elizabeth Hollyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/sue-and-heather.jpgSue and HeatherMy sister Sue and first cousin Heatherhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/party.jpgPartyThe Partyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/nancy-and-will.jpgNancy and WillMy sister Nancy and first cousin Willhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/mom-and-girls.jpgMom and girlsMom and the girlshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/himmelheber-girls.jpgHimmelheber girlsThe girls2015-01-17T16:12:44+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2015/01/04/jake/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/jake_and_mocha_on_the_bed.pngJake_and_Mocha_on_the_bedSleeping on the humans' bedhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/img_9074a.jpgIMG_9074AMocha and Jake running around in the back yard after we adopted himhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/img_29721.jpgIMG_2972Jake! The blanket my aunt crocheted as a wedding present is NOT your pillow!https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/gotcha.jpgGotchaJake joins the Rice familyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/img_2988.jpgIMG_2988Jake! You already snuck a loaf off of the counter -- do you really need to eat the recipe too?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/img_2985.jpgIMG_2985During down time, Jake makes a great pillowhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/img_2979.jpgIMG_2979Running, sniffing, eating, and playing wears this pair outhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/img_2972.jpgIMG_2972https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/img_2970.jpgIMG_2970Jake! Of course you're going to be banished from the kitchen after you eat a stick of butter AND a loaf of Orange Dreamsicle bread!https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/img_2967.jpgIMG_2967Jake! Do you really need to put your ass in Nick's face?2015-01-04T16:26:04+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2014/12/22/photo-bombs/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/img_9023.jpgIMG_9023https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/img_9022.jpgIMG_9022https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/img_9021.jpgIMG_9021https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/img_9019.jpgIMG_9019https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/img_9018.jpgIMG_9018https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/img_9017.jpgIMG_9017https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/img_9016a.jpgIMG_9016Ahttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/img_9015.jpgIMG_9015https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/img_9014a.jpgIMG_9014Ahttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/img_9013.jpgIMG_90132014-12-22T22:42:17+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2014/11/26/thanksgiving-redux-travelog-stardate-11-24-10/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/thanksgiving.jpgThanksgivingWell, technically for my family it was Christmas when the cops got called...(true story)2014-11-26T13:20:32+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2014/11/23/any-given-saturday/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/img_8387.jpgIMG_8387Blue and gold MandM cookies for the cheerleaders, families, and fanshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/img_8385.jpgIMG_8385Extra cupcakeshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/img_8384.jpgIMG_8384Coach cupcakes with last name initialhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/img_8383.jpgIMG_8383More player numbershttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/img_8379.jpgIMG_8379Royal blue velvet cupcakes with golden yellow frosting and royal blue candy mold player numbers on one side, and a lion paw candy melt on the otherhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/nike.jpgNikeAny given Saturday, you may see the occasional tear.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/img_8702a.jpgIMG_8702ABrett's amazing catch over a tall defender2014-11-23T20:30:49+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2014/11/04/lessoning-the-pain/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/letter_from_principal.pngLetter_from_Principalhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/jon-sandoval.jpgJon SandovalRIP Jon Sandoval2014-11-07T01:35:17+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2014/10/26/party-city-pooper/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/slenderman_image.pngSlenderMan_imageum...nohttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/eye-roll.gifEye rollExcept my husband isn't Iron Manhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/are_you_kidding_me_paw_print.pngare_you_kidding_me_paw_printVerbatim. 2014-10-26T19:03:54+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2014/10/01/my-son-just-experimented-with-grass/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/mow-the-lawn-7.jpgMow the lawn 7No, Water Authority, I have no idea how the top got all broken like that.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/mow-the-lawn-6.jpgMow the lawn 6https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/mow-the-lawn-5.jpgMow the lawn 5https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/mow-the-lawn-4.jpgMow the lawn 4https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/mow-the-lawn-3.jpgMow the lawn 3https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/mow-the-lawn-2.jpgMow the lawn 2https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/mow-the-lawn.jpgMow the lawn2014-10-02T00:16:51+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2014/09/19/boys-to-men/2014-09-19T18:50:09+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2014/09/06/losing-our-cool/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/friday-night-lights.jpgFriday Night LightsThe Friday Night Lights may seem bright...but they feel a bit dimmer nowhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/ugh-and-ick-face-300x224.jpgCopyright ©2014 Jane Garee Sales StrategiesWhat? I'm not cool enough for you to sit with now? https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/have-a-good-time.gifhave-a-good-timeYep. My tone was all shiny and sparkly. Sort of.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/hold-it-right-there.jpgHold it right thereUm. Yeah. Wait. What?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/nick-and-alex-at-game.jpgNick and Alex at gameNick begging his dad for money to get another hot doghttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/bw-alex-and-dad-at-game-2.jpgBW Alex and Dad at game (2)Alex and his dad intently watching the game, so they can pick apart the strategyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/boys-at-game.jpgBoys at gameThe boys and their friends cheering on the Lions during a playoff gamehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/andrew-and-nick-at-game.jpgAndrew and Nick at gameNick and his friend Andrew mugging for the camera2014-09-06T20:44:48+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2014/08/16/worth-the-weight/2014-08-24T17:48:07+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2014/08/16/cuss-is-my-favorite-part-of-a-possible-concussion/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/img_3358a.jpgIMG_3358AA week and a half later, Nick is back on the field.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/grossed-out-woman.jpggrossed-out-womanPossible severed finger -- yeah, you first.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/freakout-scream.jpgfreakout screamhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/nick_stomach.pngNick_stomachhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/nick_aggressive.pngNick_aggressivehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/train_fix_text1.pngTrain_fix_texthttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/throw_up_text.pngthrow_up_texthttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/take_a_while_text.pngtake_a_while_texthttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/tackle_or_block.pngtackle_or_blockTackle or block? Is that really the hot issue here?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/sliced_finger_text.pngsliced_finger_text2014-08-18T22:50:35+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2014/08/02/younger-me/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/still-clever.jpgStill CleverCleverness is wasted on the 2014-08-02T22:00:17+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2014/07/26/lessons-in-striking-out/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/img_1625a.jpgIMG_1625ASorry, Matt Wieters. But my heart belongs to this catcher.2014-07-26T19:23:39+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2014/07/01/all-you-need-is-love/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/hotel-nikko.jpgHotel Nikko#PRIDEhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/hairnet.jpgHairnetI think I'll use this as my entry in Playboy's next "hottest moms" contest.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/lions-at-ripken.jpgLions at RipkenThank goodness it's not my kid with the sad face.2014-07-11T15:21:33+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2014/06/14/in-the-weeds/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/weeds-4.jpgWeeds 4Off to a good start. Only 24,000 miles to go until it hits the clouds.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/weeds-3.jpgWeeds 3Perhaps these "flowers" will 'bud' soon. See what I did there?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/weeds-2.jpgWeeds 2They look like pot plants right?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/weed-1.jpgWeed 1It looks like more weed than bush. #TeenBoyProblemshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/denver-01-25-10.jpgDenver - 01-25-10The blight and scourge brought on by the Broncos having their asses kicked in last year's Super Bowl. Or the illegal drug trade.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/denver-after-pot.jpgDenver after PotLook what all the new tax revenue hath wrought! Will the pretty city cheer Peyton up?2014-06-14T14:08:46+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2014/05/01/our-odyssey-has-ended/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/new-pilot.jpgNew PilotNow, we are road ready.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/alex-in-the-car.jpgAlex in the carAlex checks out the cargo area, where all his sports crap will be storedhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/odometer.jpgOdometer180,873 miles to be exacthttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/odyssey.jpgOdysseyOdyssey label losing it's grip (but aren't my bright yellow tennis shoes in the reflection fab?)2014-06-01T16:18:06+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2014/05/22/why-im-not-the-team-mom/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/team-mom-checklist1.jpgTeam mom checklistDid I miss anything? Vodka? Gin? Rum?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/team_mom_check_list.pngTeam_Mom_Check_ListDid I miss anything? Vodka? Gin? Rum?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/teammomchecklist.jpgteammomchecklistConcession duty. Oh hell, no. Copyright © 2014 Sports Mom Survival Guide2014-05-23T13:23:03+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2014/05/14/the-poseidon-adventure/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/frustration2.jpgfrustration2Only madder. And with more cuss words. Image from: http://thesuperzilch.wordpress.com/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/img_23921.jpgIMG_2392[1]Two old buff clay dudes. Love the pecs.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/img_23831.jpgIMG_2383[1]Repeat after mom: "I will not wait until the last minute to do my school project. I will not wait until the last minute to do my school project. I will not wait until the last minute to do my school project. I will not wait until the last minute to do my school project. Again."https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/zeus.jpgZeusOld buff dude being electrocuted Copyright © H2O Vape Shop 2013-2014https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/young_zeus_by_terachrome-d5sd79d.jpgyoung_zeus_by_terachrome-d5sd79dShazam! Image ©2013-2014 Terachromehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/poseiden-e1400090234429.jpgPoseidenOld buff dude with a pitch fork copyright travel.planeteu.comhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/clenched.jpgclenchedTrying to smile through clenched teeth. Never works. Image courtesy of xxxhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/frustration.jpgfrustrationOnly madder. Image courtesy of xxxhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/greek-house.jpgGreek houseMy son hasn't started making anything like that...https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/science-fair-truth.jpgScience Fair TruthTruth. Image from Reddit.2014-05-15T00:27:25+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2014/04/04/total-wash-out/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image.jpgimageClean? Dirty? Who the hell knows.2014-04-05T12:43:00+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2014/03/03/becks-in-the-city/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/sex-in-the-city-carrie-splashed.jpgsex in the city carrie splashedYep, this is more like mehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/sex-and-the-city-street-scene.jpgSex-and-the-City-street sceneIs it possible to stay this clean when you're turnstile hopping?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/5521_10203205752249751_1569629254_n.jpgDo you have these in crotchless?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/625444_10200810559931440_1994962202_n.jpg625444_10200810559931440_1994962202_nhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/sex-in-the-city-frocks.jpgSex in the city - frocksThis must be their casual wearhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/sexandthecity_restaurant.jpgsexandthecity_restaurantFor me, dressing up to eat means putting on a brahttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/1619257_10203205393280777_1617243906_n.jpg1619257_10203205393280777_1617243906_nDefinitely put all this in my mouth.2014-03-17T21:03:03+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2014/03/15/clearly-its-a-sign/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/home_signs1.pngHome_SignsNo sign of dinner. Anywhere.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/home_signs.pngHome_SignsDinner by Becky? All Signs Point to No.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/becky_cube_signs_002.pngBecky_Cube_Signs_002Yeah, this is more like ithttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/becky_cube_signs_001.pngBecky_Cube_Signs_001Yeah, this is more like ithttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/becky_cube_signs.pngBecky_Cube_SignsThese availability signs are more my speedhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/new-cube-signs.jpgNew Cube Signshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/cube-signs.jpgCube signsI think I might use more than the others2014-03-24T22:20:05+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2014/02/13/mad-scientist/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/sciencefaircartoon.jpgsciencefaircartoonThey won't find my DNA on the limes. Maybe the tequila. Image © Dan Piraro2014-02-14T18:12:07+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2014/02/05/dear-punxsutawney-phil/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/ice-in-margarita.jpgIce in Margaritahttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_4321.jpgIMG_4321Ice is pretty on treeshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_4320.jpgIMG_4320Magical winter scenehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_4319.jpgIMG_4319Won't it be funny when the squirrel tries to run on the railing todayhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_4318.jpgIMG_4318Our poor 30 foot cedar tree looks more like a weeping willowhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_4317.jpgIMG_4317Guess we won't be eating lunch al fresco todayhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_4316.jpgIMG_4316My bush is iced. Better than being waxed...I mean WHACKED.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_4315.jpgIMG_4315https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_4314.jpgIMG_4314Every branch on every tree, peoplehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_4313.jpgIMG_4313The sound of the branches snapping off - a prelude to my own Osteoporosis2014-02-05T20:54:01+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2014/01/17/weve-reached-our-limit/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/verizon_email_840.pngVerizon_Email_840Another e-mail...wait does that say over the limit?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/verizon_email_745.pngVerizon_Email_745Verizon email this early in the morning? If only I hadn't been in a meeting and had seen it.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/verizon_text_2_1122.pngVerizon_Text_2_1122Jesus H, we are over our limit on texts -- WTF? https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/verizon_text__8411.pngVerizon_Text__841Damn, still in a meeting so I didn't see this either.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/verizon_text__841.pngVerizon_Text__841https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/verizon-text-1.pngVerizon Text 1https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/verizon-tex-2.pngVerizon Tex 22014-01-17T23:53:36+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/12/20/shon-me-the-money/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/bb_ppv.pngBB_PPVThe boys be ballin'. The parents be bawlin'.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/christmas_final_ppv.pngChristmas_Final_PPVFuck a la la la ... is pretty much how my husband feels about all my Christmas decorationshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/thanksgiving_final_ppv.pngThanksgiving_final_PPVWhy don't I have piles of money in my family room, instead of piles of laundry?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/thanksgiving_ppv_001.pngThanksgiving_PPV_001I'm not thankful for all this laundry to fold.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/thanksgiving_ppv.pngThanksgiving_PPVLaundry. With all the trimmings.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/christmas_ppv.pngChristmas_PPVFuck a la la la ... is pretty much how my husband feels about all my Christmas decorationshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/basketball_ppv.pngBasketball_PPVWe be ballin'https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/pay-per-view-wedding.jpgPay per view weddingA wedding AND Journey preforming? Do you take credit cards?2014-01-01T23:17:35+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/12/26/what-are-the-odds/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/photo-5.jpgphoto (5)These two don't look drunk or anythinghttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/323542_3258862635550_1459994963_o.jpg323542_3258862635550_1459994963_ohttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/431072_3464259530344_1333410501_n.jpg431072_3464259530344_1333410501_nhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/430268_3259106641650_348369334_n1.jpg430268_3259106641650_348369334_nhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/419131_3464259130334_164131023_n.jpg419131_3464259130334_164131023_nhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/430268_3259106641650_348369334_n.jpg430268_3259106641650_348369334_nhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/400146_3259180683501_50822108_n.jpg400146_3259180683501_50822108_nhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/395946_3259181723527_1924789944_n.jpg395946_3259181723527_1924789944_nhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/alex-kendall-2.jpgAlex & Kendall 2Alex and Kendallhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/161a.jpg161AThis time Kendall's on left and Alex is on the right.2013-12-27T12:35:15+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/12/07/picture-perfect/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_0664.jpgIMG_0664Why do you need to be told to keep your tongue in your mouth?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_0663.jpgIMG_0663Eyes open, Nick.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_0662.jpgIMG_0662Come on Mocha. Smile.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_0661.jpgIMG_0661Oops. Cropped Alex out.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_0660.jpgIMG_0660Yep. That's the one.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_0659.jpgIMG_0659Dog in focus. Boys, not so much.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_0658.jpgIMG_0658Keeper.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_0657.jpgIMG_0657https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_0656.jpgIMG_0656Less strained.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_0655.jpgIMG_0655A little less enthusiastic, Alex.2013-12-10T17:03:20+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/11/17/nicks-big-break/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/casting-table.jpgCasting tableLove that kid - he smiled through the whole procedure. And never stopped talking. Just like his momma.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/leg-cast.jpgLeg castReally mom? Another picture of me in my cast?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/temporary-cast.jpgTemporary CastBring on the real dealhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/nicks-done.jpgNick's DoneWhen a kid doesn't want his cheeseburger and fries, you know it's time to get the check.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/x-ray.pngx-rayFrom one side of his leg to the other. We don't do anything half-assed in this family.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/freak-out.giffreak-outYep. That about sums it up.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/fanatasy_text.pngFanatasy_textOK, so this is what I wished I could have typed.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/text_from_michael_two.pngText_from_Michael_twoDamn. My directions sucked.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/text_from_michael.pngText_from_MichaelYep. Because I totally do things to make your work-from-home life more difficult.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/text_from_me.pngText_from_meGood luck finding the automotive needle in the parking complex haystack.2016-02-23T03:28:51+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/11/09/on-the-road-again/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/luggage.jpgLuggageA fabulous use of unclaimed baggagehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/body-scanner.jpgBody scannerDon't worry, Mrs. Rice already knows how to 'assume the position'.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/playtex.jpgPlaytex$10 for cotton and cardboard. Airport robbery.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/miss-ross.jpgMiss RossMiss Ross dresses so sparkly for any occasion.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/line-at-the-airport.jpgLine at the airportSee the exit sign waaaaay down the hallway. Yeah, from that point it's only 10 minutes until the start of the security line.2013-11-09T15:39:38+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/10/25/lucky-13/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/13diamonds.jpg13diamondsLittle chips in the shape of a 13 probably don't cost the $8 million that one big ass rock does. Image from: http://www.1stdibs.com/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/kim-booty-selfie.jpgKim booty selfieThe only reason she can wear white is cuz she hasn't gotten her period back yet. Truth. Photo: from momma Kim's twitter account2013-10-25T20:00:45+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/10/09/sick-day/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/sick-day-on-the-couch.jpgSick day on the couchYou know who loves you - they curl up with you in spite of your hacking cough and fever2013-10-10T16:36:03+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/09/24/am-i-ready-for-some-football/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/heinz_field_tweet.pngHeinz_Field_TweetI'm so social media savvy.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/lebanese-festival.jpgLebanese FestivalYou say lesbian, I say Lebanese.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/heinz-field.jpgHeinz FieldOur view of the amazing score board.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/happy-boys.jpgHappy BoysHusband and sons enjoying all the elbow row before all the other fans showed uphttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/finger.jpgFingerBehind my stupid finger is the jumbo tron with my tweet. If you look real hard...yeah...you still can't see it.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/kors-purse.jpgKors purseI was not so mellow when I saw this (amaze-balls!) leather yellow gem2013-09-25T18:08:18+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/09/11/the-bus-to-the-burgh-is-the-pitts/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_1902.jpgIMG_1902The driver of this bus was smoking a cigar. Bus driver chicks are so bad ass.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_1900.jpgIMG_1900This is gonna ease the painhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/greyhound.jpgGreyhoundCheck out my chariot, bitches!https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/gatorade.jpgGatoradeTaking up two seats. Wrong. Dropping Gatorade bottle and ignoring it? Wronger.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_1894.jpgIMG_1894My very complicated iPhone charging system.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_1896.pngIMG_1896Why, yes, I am going crazy because of the @#$%ing buffering.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_1890.jpgIMG_1890Feet on seat. Rude.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_1892.jpgIMG_1892Can I see proof you paid for both those seats?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_1887.jpgIMG_1887All this picture shows is that I have more hair on my legs than Lamar.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_1882.jpgIMG_1882The one and only door to the train station. Before the smog cloud-producing chain smokers arrived.2013-09-12T01:12:37+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/08/30/what-i-learned-at-back-to-school-night/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/heels.jpgHeelsI need to heal from my heelshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/smith-family.jpgSmith FamilyThe Smith family is not impressed with Nick's simile skill.2013-09-01T14:24:32+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/08/25/one-thumb-up/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/like-button.jpegFacebook Inc. Opens New Data Center In The Arctic Circle(c) Photograph: Bloomberg/Getty Imageshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/first-day-of-school-joy.jpgFirst day of school joyHappy? Happy? Joy? Joy?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/after_school_photo.pngAfter_school_photoBetter late than never, right?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/no_photo_.pngNo_photo_That's right. I'll call a father out.2013-08-26T17:02:16+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/08/17/are-you-ready-for-some-youth-football/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/lions-mom-bling.jpgLions Mom BlingYouth football - bling it!https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/football-gear-in-the-van.jpgFootball gear in the vanSmells like pre-teen spirit.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/mcdonalds_logo-modified.jpgmcdonalds_logo modifiedNot having to make dinner? Priceless ©2010-2013 McDonald'shttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/bourbon-chicken-salad.jpgBourbon Chicken saladBourbon Chicken Salad https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/filet-mignon.jpgFilet mignonAs if anything like this has ever been prepared at my house Copyright © 2013 Time Inc. Lifestyle Grouphttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/football-email1.jpgFootball EmailHow am I supposed to find my TMZ updates with all this crap crowding my in box?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/football-email.jpgFootball EmailMy in box isn't big enough for all this2013-08-18T02:52:52+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/08/11/getting-carded/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/jackass_whisperer.pngJackass_whispererYes. This.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/gift-card.jpgGift CardYep, nothing is gonna stand in your way, birthday tween. Even this totally inappropriate gift card.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/003.jpg003My husband helps his nephew Calebhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/009.jpg009Uncle Paul drags Alex through the waterhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/011.jpg011Uncle Joe has Nick and cousin Haley to contend withhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/021a.jpg021AUncle Joe serves as a flotation device for Alex, Haley and Nick2013-08-11T22:28:37+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/07/31/look-lets-get-real/2013-08-01T01:05:33+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/07/19/dunk-dunk-goof/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/eyebrow.jpgeyebrowThe eyebrow and scowl of disapproval From website: http://inflexionadvisors.com/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_1662.jpgIMG_1662https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_1659.jpgIMG_1659Fabulous. Let's give this crazy kid some liquid sugar.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_1658.jpgIMG_1658Nick takes aim at his brother Alexhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/969036_10201189038873177_877557875_n.jpg969036_10201189038873177_877557875_nThat $220 worth of swing, right there2013-07-20T12:09:34+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/07/08/is-there-a-doctor-in-the-house/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_16911.jpg Mom works at the CIA? No. FBI? No. Secret Service? No. Well, whatever, then. https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_1690.jpgIMG_1690Congrats - you've earned a boatload of medical school debt!https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_1689.jpg Why can't I be a Terrapin? https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_1688.jpg Paging Doctor Nick Ricehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_1684.jpg Paging Doctor Alex Rice2013-07-08T18:39:23+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/06/24/how-do-you-like-your-rice/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_1615.jpg This was his skin two days later - the blisters had popped but the tape was sticking to new blistered skin. Don't send those Mother of the Year nominations just yet.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_1614.jpg How nice that they are equally incapable of getting sun block on correctlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_1603.jpgIMG_1603Nick's back - I think he missed a spot2013-06-25T11:19:30+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/06/19/ch-ch-changes/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/6507_10201317815932523_1733184475_n.jpgLooks legit to me2013-06-20T12:17:51+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/06/14/no-wonder-all-the-moms-made-it-to-the-graduation-ceremony/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/1008364_10201325001392155_263716787_o.jpg1008364_10201325001392155_263716787_oAssistant Principal McHotty, Ya'll!2013-06-14T14:02:49+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/06/05/im-on-the-highway-to-hell/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/971116_659353590756738_1048848158_n.jpgFrom Global Secular Humanist Movement Facebook pageI count about 10 reasons why Hell awaits me...2013-06-11T18:50:40+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/06/02/the-rice-experience-at-the-ripken-experience/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/nick-sleeping.jpgNick SleepingI'm hanging onto the edge of the bed for dear life because Nick is this close to me.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/966818_10151614544875742_1363222206_o.jpgA Salted Caramel Mocha (middle) and Cafe Latte-tinis. No, they're not all mine. But I did have two Latte-tinis. Long day at the park, people.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/standings.pngWalkersville Lions - #1 in our divisionhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/seeds.pngSeeds#4 overall going into to championship roundshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_2402a.jpgIMG_2402AAnother win, another goofy picturehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_2056.jpgIMG_2056A win against a NY team on Citizens Bank fieldhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_2059.jpgIMG_2059Got to have the silly shothttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/fenway_2.pngFenway_2Which, of course, means absolute sillinesshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/fenway.pngFenwayA big win in the first gamehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/player-code-of-conduct.jpgPlayer Code of ConductDamn right!2013-06-02T13:40:51+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/05/17/bracing-myself-for-braces/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/diamond-ring.jpgdiamond ring1.51 carat round cut diamond for only $7,900 - $100 left burnin' a hole in my pocket!https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/chanel-matte-crocodile-classic-flap-bag.jpgChanel-Matte-Crocodile-Classic-Flap-BagYellow IS my favorite colorhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/christianlouboutin.jpgchristianlouboutinChristian Louboutin crystal heels that would also cost me an additional $8,000 in orthopedic work after a snap my ankle in two trying to walk in them https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/hyuandi.jpgHyuandi67% of a USED Hyuandihttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/vera-wang.jpgVera-WangONE of these Vera Wang wedding dresses Copyright © Dolce Sposa 2013https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/now_panic_and_freak_out__by_jweinstock-d3hvgoz.jpgI wonder if I can put this on the memo line of the checks I'll be writing? ©2011-2013 ~JWeinstock2013-05-17T13:11:30+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/05/10/a-big-pink-thank-you/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/honorary-bat-girl.jpgHonorary Bat GirlMeet the Baltimore Orioles Honorary Bat Girl2013-05-11T01:36:44+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/04/20/momcraft/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/minecraft.jpgMinecraftMojang © 2009-2013. "Minecraft" is a trademark of Notch Development AB2013-04-26T13:11:10+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/04/11/real-super-heroes-honorary-bat-girls/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/krista-and-sarah-grace.jpgKrista and Sarah Gracehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/009.jpg Uh....what's going on here?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/008.jpg Oh yeah. They're my kids.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/007.jpg Another view. Nice.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/006.jpg Brotherly love - awww (or maybe that should be 'awe')https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/005.jpg What a handsome pairhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_1397.jpg The pink bat in the Louisville Slugger storehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/165926_4175096420822_311225558_n.jpg Our boys support the fight against breast cancer2013-04-12T13:42:14+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/04/04/no-runs-no-hits-no-mother/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/525455_10200921181856919_596938638_n.jpgMom's sparkly breasted salute to her baseball starshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/opening-day.jpgWas this only a year ago?2013-04-05T01:34:34+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/03/22/moms-vital-signs/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/angry-woman240ah120709.jpg Look. It's mom's happy face. Credit, Paolo Tarantini, Flickr2013-03-23T02:10:18+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/03/14/unleashing-my-inner-artist/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/625444_10200810559931440_1994962202_n.jpg Um. Wow.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/408998_10200809984317050_38857047_n.jpg My wine glass definitely should be biggerhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/wine-bottles.jpgAfter Fivehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/547170_4539585612824_812517633_n.jpgArtwork inspired by the rug in our family roomhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/8325_1246777654683_8201874_n.jpgMy boys with the candy corn flower pots I paintedhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/8325_1246776494654_3818617_n.jpgOil paint inspired by colors inour family roomhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/7820_1254250601502_4376559_n.jpgYeah, I carved that freehandhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_1005.jpg Holiday art - I "wish" I could win PowerBallhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/merry.jpg Merry. Christmas, that is.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/joy.jpg Joy. To the World2013-03-15T21:38:17+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/03/11/imagine-that/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_1290.jpg Son #2 plays Minecraft, and his eyes bug out watching the screen. https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_1289.jpg Son #1 playing his iPad mini, while devil dog keeps him companyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/risky-business.jpg START A BUSINESS! Hopefully not a risky, prostitute laden enterprise. Image from Mary Evans/Ronald Grant/Everett Collectionhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/arrest.jpg ARRESTED! Police show up and take my precious babies into custody. "It was only a matter of time with a mother like that", claims neighbor. Image © The Jerusalem Post 1995 - 2012https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/playboy-mansion.jpg Jesus, I hope my boys didn't use their fingerpaints for this! from yeeeah.comhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/playmates.jpg Playboy Mansion east opens in Frederick. Ears and tails optional. CGS Draft at the Playboy Mansion by hustler of culture https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/meteor.jpg METEOR! It's on a collision course with our house. Really. Or not. © 2013 Guardian News and Media Limited or its affiliated companies. https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/toga_party.jpg Please don't use mom's 500 thread count sheets! ©2013 SF Weekly, LP, All rights reserved.2013-03-12T21:59:39+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/03/06/i-was-promised-9/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_1269.jpgI'm no mathematician, but that looks like 9 centimeters to mehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_1267-e1362603478354.jpg Son #1 plays on his iPad mini (a snow app, perhaps?). Son #2 begrudgingly watches Income Property with his mother.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/snowjob.png From the Washington Post's Capital Weather Gang. And a complete snow job.2013-03-06T21:43:52+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/08/12/is-that-a-cinnamon-bun-in-your-pocket/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/cinnamon-rolls.jpgWhat big cinnamon rolls you haveWhat big cinnamon rolls you have!2013-03-06T14:13:23+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/12/05/i-present-my-case-for-getting-off/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/naughtylist.jpgWas there any doubt?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/rottentothecore.jpgrottentothecoreWait - the poll comes later!https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/ilovecoal.png Santa already knowshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/naughtyornice.jpg It's my mantra, people2013-03-02T12:38:56+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/03/01/ive-been-checked-out/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/coupons1-e1362183346363.jpgCouponsIt's not even my favorite flavor of Alpohttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/coupons.jpgIt's not even my favorite flavor of Alpo2013-03-02T00:27:11+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/02/17/panty-hosed/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/panties.jpg If I'm patient, the elastic band will detach enough to become sort of like a thong.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/thong.jpg It that a thong in your PJ's or are you just trying to embarrass your mother?2013-02-18T13:37:48+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/02/14/heart-break/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/puppy-love.jpg Photo courtesy of Lab Rescue, LRCPhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ice-ice-baby.jpg Photo courtesy of Smirnoff Icehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dinner-heart.jpg Photo courtesy of Top Chefhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/heart_break.png sigh2013-02-15T00:59:53+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/02/09/im-jumping-on-the-blogwagon/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/the-original-wine-party1.jpg Obviously, the first rule is making sure your hot pink shirt matches your hot pink sunglasses and hot pink earrings.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/thumbs-up-for-white-water-rafting.jpg No perm, eyebrows waxed and ready for some rapids. https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/what-was-in-that-shot.jpgWhat was in that shotI had finally stopped perming my hair. I had finally started waxing my uni-brow. But now I had the whole tongue problem.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/becky-and-kim.jpg With my college roommate Kim. Not only is the perm bad, but I haven't yet discovered eyebrow waxing. Big hair and big brows.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/altar-chicks.jpgMy sisters Susan and Nancy in raspberry taffeta bridesmaid dresses with matching garters. The picture taker (me) had the same outfit on also. None of us should have EVER worn white shoes (wink, wink). On the alter, no less.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/becky-licks-pat.jpgBecky tries to lick Pat. Bob seems displeased.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/becky-licks-bob.jpgBecky tries to lick ... um ... a guy who's name I can't even remember now. Freakin' Zima.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/perm.jpg Me in my college dorm as a senior. I don't know why I'm smiling, unless I'd had way too many Bartles and Jaymes.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/neckbrace.jpg Perm and neckbrace. Did someone try and throttle me for having crappy hair?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/mom-and-me.jpgMom and me on a visit she made while I was in college. Big hair and big belt.2013-02-11T23:18:16+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/02/02/do-you-see-what-i-see/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/jessica-rabbit.jpg I know, I know. Jessica's boobs aren't as big as mine.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/kong_classic_toy.jpg "That sill was Kong-licious!" -Mocha Rice https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/rawhide.jpg A pile of leathery goodnesshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/shoes.jpgOn the arm of the couch - because the floor looks like a giant placemat.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/window-sill.jpg "Why enjoy the view, when I can enjoy the chew" - Mochahttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/wood.jpgGnawed to perfectionhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/bacon.jpg Love that "wood-y" flavor. Get it? Wood.2013-02-02T19:46:52+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/01/20/a-real-ankle-biter/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/courtside2.jpg Alex sits in solitude on the bench while watching his team warm up. My heart was warming up, also.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/courtside.jpgAlex sits in solitude on the bench while his team warms up. My heart was warming up, also.2013-01-22T12:44:07+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/01/12/i-am-the-week-link/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/img_1122.jpgThe container had gift cards - but do I have to wait for an emergency to eat the chocolate?2013-01-20T14:51:52+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2013/01/04/im-back-in-the-saddle-again/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/mom-rules.jpgI need this for every room in my house2013-01-04T14:08:38+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/12/18/rice-with-a-side-of-mocha/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_1037.jpg Mocha and Luna have become fast fence friendshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_1027.jpg She must be a chocolate lab, based on her interest in the ice cream all over Alex's facehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_1028.jpg THIS is your bed. Not the one I sleep in.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_1022.jpgHusband: "No way is this dog getting up on the couch." How's that working out for ya, honey?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_1020.jpgWelcome home Mocha2012-12-21T12:56:46+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/11/27/lost-in-translation/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/men-mars-women-venus-cover.jpgmen-mars-women-venus-coverLearning Martian sucks.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/christmas-pile.jpgchristmas-pileI guess I should be happy some of the Christmas decorations made it upstairs.2012-11-27T15:30:22+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/11/15/oh-we-of-little-faith/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/award_letter.pngaward_letterIt's not a summons - YIPPEE!https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/parents_of_nick_rice_001.pngparents_of_nick_rice_001What has he done this time?2012-11-15T20:59:25+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/11/13/ive-got-blue-gold-fever/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/hairband.jpghairbandI guess I should try and find one in yellow gold also.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/earrings.jpgearringsIt's important to color coordinate with the teamhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/spray-in-hair-color.jpgspray-in-hair-colorMaybe I should get this in black since it's cheaper than my usual hair color.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/buttons2.jpgbuttons2Cute as a buttonhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/buttons1.jpgButtonshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/hair-color.jpghair-colorThe bottom of the can says "expires in April 2009". Perhaps I'll test it on the boys before I use it on myself.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_0913.jpgimg_0913Everyone's got blue and gold fever!https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_0937.jpgimg_0937All this really shows is that I need to touch up my roots and that a chemical peel might be a good idea.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_0912.jpgimg_0912Paw prints on my oldest son. His brother said "No way mom. That's just nuts."https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/face-paint1.jpgface-paint1You'll find these in the body art section, which should be renamed the embarrass-your-husband section.2012-11-14T13:01:12+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/10/29/hurricane-essentials/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/hurricane-sandy-liquor.jpghurricane-sandy-liquorI'm not sharing my supplies.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/hurrican-sandy-supplies.jpghurrican-sandy-suppliesThe bag of ice wouldn't fit in the photo, but we have the major staples covered. Don't ya think?2012-10-29T21:29:18+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/10/22/date-night-quiz-are-you-a-devil-or-dud/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/cosmo_quiz2.pngcosmo_quiz2This is proof of why I'm not a graphic designer. Or sex quiz copywriter.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/cosmo_quiz1.pngcosmo_quiz1This is proof of why I'm not a graphic designer. Or sex quiz copywriter.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/cosmo_quiz.pngcosmo_quizThis is why I will never be a graphic designer. Or sex quiz copywriter.2012-10-23T14:36:09+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/10/10/picking-out-something-other-than-my-wedgie/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/lottoballs.jpgPhoto from: http://www.revelife.com/689681474/qotd-buying-lottery-tickets-gambling-or-innocent-fun/What would Honey Boo Boo pick?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/numbers.jpgnumbersPhoto from: http://www.trcpodcast.com/trc-212-avogadros-number-the-golden-ratio-the-astronomical-unit/2012-10-21T17:48:44+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/10/04/my-cup-runneth-over/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img_0860.jpgimg_0860Why are there so many cups of red Wasted money, I fear, I dread Where's the blue one I bought just last week If you don't find it, I'm going to freak! https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img_0859.jpgimg_0859Why, yes we have another cup Let's get to practice - giddyup!https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/alex-cup1.jpgalex-cup1On a tray table for all to see. But not ever where it's supposed to be.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img_0861.jpgimg_0861Under Armor cups do more than protect Wayward bumps they deflect "Protect This House", the cup doth proclaim Little nuts have no advertising shame https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/alex-cup.jpgalex-cupOn a tray table for all to see. Not ever where it's supposed to be.2012-10-04T14:19:51+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/10/03/call-me-never/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/roscoe_bartlett.pngroscoe_bartlettIt's a form letter that doesn't address my actual concern at all. How Congressional.2012-10-03T14:51:07+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/10/02/how-to-manual/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img_08481.jpgimg_08481Let's just keep EVERYTHING on the counter so we can always find what we need. Not.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img_0854.jpgimg_0854It's not just the empty milk jugs that stink around herehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img_0853.jpgimg_0853Light starch, if you don't mindhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img_0852.jpgimg_0852Using foil means we don't need to wash it, right?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img_0848.jpgimg_0848Caption herehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img_08461.jpgimg_08461Just so you know boys, the washing machine hasn't moved since the last time I used ithttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img_0847.jpgimg_0847Can you smell that we are out of milk?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img_0846.jpgLike Hansel and Gretel -- without the breadcrumbs2012-10-02T14:40:05+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/09/25/mirror-mirror/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/gaga-outfit.jpgThis one will definitely highlight my ass dimpleshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/pink-outfit.jpgI wonder if this comes in a more slimming black?2012-09-25T14:03:34+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/09/19/my-league-of-extraordinary-gentlemen/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dishes-in-sink.jpg On Mars, this means "I cleaned up after dinner". On Venus, it means "you made more work for me".2012-09-25T19:26:51+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/09/05/back-to-school-talk-celebrity-edition/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/beyonce.jpgI thought Blanket was Jackson's kid?Image from: http://www.usmagazine.comhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/621751_4523413608534_1735414867_o.jpgThe Rice boys on the first day of school. Mr. Happy and his brother The Imp.The Rice boys on the first day of school. Mr. Happy and his brother The Imp. Image from: mom's camera after much begging for at least a smile.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/stefani.jpgWait - THIS is my new parent/teacher conference outfit!Wait - THIS is my new parent/teacher conference outfit! Image from: http://www.starfeine.comhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/hudson.jpgI've been looking for the perfect parent/teacher conference outfit!I've been looking for the perfect parent/teacher conference outfit! Image from: http://fashionista.comhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/jackson.jpgJermaine with some his 9 kids. No wonder they need 2 limos.Jermaine with some his 9 kids. No wonder they need 2 limos. Image from: http://www.starpulse.comhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/madonna.jpgIt's like The Brady Bunch - adoption episode!It's like The Brady Bunch - adoption episode! Image from: http://www.justjared.comhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/brady.jpgSuper Bowl, Super Model, Super FamilySuper Bowl, Super Model, Super Family Image from: http://www.justjared.comhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/holmes.jpgRainy days and religious fanatics always get me downRainy days and religious fanatics always get me down Image from: http://www.usmagazine.comhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/kardashian.jpgKan you tell them apart? I kan't.Kan you tell them apart? I kan't. Image from: http://celebrity-wallpaprs.blogspot.comhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/affleck.jpgHow can mommy need a job when she can afford a bag that fabulous?How can mommy need a job when she can afford a bag that fabulous? Image from: http://fadedblog.wordpress.com2012-09-15T03:57:16+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/08/27/schooled-on-supplies/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/flasks2.jpgFlaskshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/flasks1.jpgThis is on the school supply list no one talks aboutThis is on the school supply list no one talks abouthttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/flasks.jpgI need one for every bag I carry aroundhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/flask.jpgEvery mom needs a back to school flask2012-08-29T13:04:54+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/contact-me/2013-01-01T14:49:46+00:00weekly0.6https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/08/18/the-colonel-can-kiss-my-ass/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img_0777.jpg13 seasonings - is this how the Colonel does it?I know you only count 12, but I couldn't fit flour in the picture.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/533229_4478758212177_778887123_n.jpgThese look real, don't they?These look real, don't they?2012-08-18T15:41:23+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/08/08/the-road-more-traveled/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/603493_4426165537393_619697325_n.jpgIf this thing wasn't green, I would swear it was dad.If this thing wasn't green, I would swear it was dad.2012-08-08T18:32:42+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/learn-about-my-sweet-sweet-muffins/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img_0741.jpgI got paid to make this one!2012-08-07T02:03:10+00:00weekly0.6https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/08/02/minty-fresh-breasts/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/cargasm.pngFifty Shades of MistubishiFifty Shades of Mistubishi2012-08-02T15:13:08+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/04/13/table-saw-2-dad-0/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img_0568-e1334329540788.jpgThe patient. Heavily medicated. The patient. Heavily medicated. 2012-07-29T19:25:56+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/11/10/this-is-my-costume/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img_0352.jpgIn spite of what my roots would have you believe, I was not a skunk for HalloweenIn spite of what my roots would have you believe, I was not a skunk for Halloweenhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img_0358-e1320954930939.jpgAt least they can't be easily identified in a line up with the masks onAt least they can't be easily identified in a line up with the masks onhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img_0356-e1320954871447.jpgFree head rush with every blow up jet pack!Free head rush with every blow up jet pack!https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img_0371-e1320954792823.jpgMommy the mummyMommy the mummyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img_03543-e1320954721589.jpgScary - and smelly - maskScary - and smelly - maskhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img_03542.jpgScary - and smelly - maskhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img_03541.jpgScary - but smelly - maskhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img_0354.jpgScary - and smelly!2012-07-29T19:25:12+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/07/29/eat-my-klutz-dust-bitches/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/bruised-toes-2.jpgWhy is it that "Sexy and I Know It" can't be my theme song?Why is it that "Sexy and I Know It" can't be my theme song?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/bruised-toes.jpgAt least it didn't fuck up my pedicure too. At least it didn't fuck up my pedicure too. https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/klutzy_ecard.pngSad, but unfortunately trueSad, but unfortunately true2012-07-30T14:38:11+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/07/16/a-magic-girls-night-out/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/matthew_mcconaughey.pngTell me those are hip bones and not some muscle group I've never been aware of before.Tell me those are hip bones and not some muscle group I've never been aware of before.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/magic_mike_movie_poster.pngThis is live theater right? I need to get more ones.This is live theater right? I need to get more ones.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/magicmiketicket.jpgTicket to ParadiseTicket to Paradisehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/clothes_on_gettyimages.pngCue the music and take off your clothes boys.Cue the music and take off your clothes boys. Copyright Getty Imageshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/original_magic_mike.pngA good body. And a good sense of humor. They're practically twins!A good body. And a good sense of humor. They're practically twins!https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/alex-cup1.jpgOn a tray table in the family room. Yep, right where a cup that was just worn all day at a baseball tournament belongs.On a tray table in the family room. Yep, right where a cup that was just worn all day at a baseball tournament belongs.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/alex-cup.jpgalex-cupOn a tray table in the family room for all to see. Yep. Right where it belongs to be.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/dance_training.pngWork it boys.Work it boys. Photo by Claudette Barius – © 2012 Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/channing_tatum_ass.pngI can take no credit for the text and star that have been added to this picture. I found it this way. God bless the internet.I can take no credit for the text and star that have been added to this picture. I found it this way. God bless the internet.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/beach_magic_mike.pngIf only every beach scene in a movie was this realisticIf only every beach scene in a movie was this realistic Photo by Claudette Barius – © 2012 Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc.2012-07-20T18:15:38+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/07/04/grey-matters/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/words_with_friends_grey.pngIs it hot in here or is it just Mr. Grey?Is it hot in here or is it just Mr. Grey?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/words_with_friends_regular.pngWhat the fuck is a qi? And why the fuck didn't I know it was a word?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/words_with_friends_board_blank.pngReady....set....spell!Ready....set....spell!2012-07-04T15:02:58+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/06/18/read-all-about-it/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/fifty-shades.jpgFifty Shades of Mommy BlushingFifty Shades of Mommy Blushinghttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/fnp_001.pngMonkeys and guns. Yeehaw.Monkeys and guns. Yeehaw.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/frederick-news-post.jpgMonkeys and Rodeo. Solid gold, baby.2012-06-27T13:12:22+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/06/13/photo-finish/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/549.jpgThe thrill of defeatThe thrill of defeathttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/548.jpgKid for sale. Cheap. Tongue Included.That little #%@*er!https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/5471.jpgLess whoops...more grrrrI'm going to break that damn tongue off....https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/5461.jpgWhoops 2What the hell...https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/5452.jpgWhoopsWell, at least the next one will be betterhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/547.jpgOh for the love of all that is holy....Oh for the love of all that is holy....https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/546.jpgWhat the hell...What the hell...https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/5451.jpgUh....geez. The next one will be better.Uh....geez. The next one will be better.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/545.jpg545https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/508a.jpgThe agony of defeatThe agony of defeat2012-06-13T13:05:58+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/06/05/draw-your-own-conclusions/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/toot2_0011.pngHe who smelt it, drew it.He who smelt it, drew it.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/toot2_001.pngHe who smelt it, drew ithttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/toot_0011.pngPardon mePardon mehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/toot_001.pngPardon mehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/nick-art-1.jpgNick's Pen and Ink and Fart periodNick's Pen and Ink and Fart periodhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/alex-art.jpgSo proud of his artistic rendering of a leafSo proud of his artistic rendering of a leaf2012-06-05T14:22:04+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/05/30/baseball-hot-dogs-apple-pie-and-farts/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/fart_cake_001.pngBeans, beans are good for baseball....Beans, beans are good for baseball....https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/thank-you-card.jpgI'm not a huge Disney fan, but I'm a huge fan of these boys who signed the cardI'm not a huge Disney fan, but I'm a huge fan of these boys who signed the card2012-05-30T20:13:32+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/05/21/pepper-with-a-side-of-rice/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/002-2.jpg002-2Alex and Pepper - the last photo I took of her about 2 weeks before her deathhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/569.jpg569Nick and Pepper - November 2011https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dsc03314.jpgdsc03314Post summer shavehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dsc01608.jpgdsc01608Pre-summer shavehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/pepper-and-daddy.jpgpepper-and-daddyShe would always put her face in your lap when she needed to go outsidehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dsc03177.jpgdsc03177We could never lose her in the snowhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/nick-pepper.jpgnick-pepperNick & Pepperhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/alex-and-pepper.jpgalex-and-pepperAlex and Pepperhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/boys-pepper-2.jpgboys-pepper-2Pepper always was smilinghttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/on-the-windowsill-3.jpgon-the-windowsill-3Pepper watches the world go by outside while the boys sit inside2012-05-22T15:22:40+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/05/13/a-mothers-day-perspective/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mom-cupcakes1-e1336955613585.jpgThe cupcakes had their son's uniform number in a molded candy heart. Awww.The cupcakes had their son's uniform number in a molded candy heart. Awww.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mom-cupcakes.jpgMom Cupcakes decorated with candy hearts and their son's uniform numberhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mothers-day.jpgOne Mother of a Mother's DayOne Mother of a Mother's Dayhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/triple-play.jpgThomas' Triple PlayThomas' Triple Playhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img_0590.jpgIt looks just like a baseball, doesn't it?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mickey-homerun.jpgMickey's Homerun Cakehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/jax-homerun.jpgJax's Homerun Cake2012-05-15T11:24:02+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/05/01/may-daze/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/maycalendar.png75% of May is already filled out75% of May is already filled out2012-05-01T19:46:05+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/03/24/tee-d-off/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/acdchellsbells.jpgEvery 10 year old's anthemEvery 10 year old's anthemhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/call-of-duty.jpgThis makes me yearn for a plain white teeThis makes me yearn for a plain white teehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/bear-arms.jpgMaybe it's really an anti hunting message?Maybe it's really an anti-hunting message?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/skull.jpgWhy is the jaw missing - did the wolves get it?Why is the jaw missing - did the wolves get it?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/popeye.jpgThe poster boy for spinach. The poster boy for spinach. https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/wolves-shirt.jpgI only see two wolves, but my eye sight sucksI only see two wolves, but my eye sight suckshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/img_0557.jpgI only see two wolves, but my eyesight sucks2012-04-29T15:16:18+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/03/06/rush-to-judgement/2012-03-20T19:49:17+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/02/28/dear-rice-family/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/clean_001.pngHe only makes decisions about where to buy the jock straps and cleatsHe only makes decisions about where to buy the jock straps and cleatshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/neighbor.jpgJust try and take a photo of your neighbor's house without looking suspicioushttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/who-makes-the-decision.jpgWho makes the decisionhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ourstreet.jpgHe only makes decisions about where to buy the jock straps and cleatsHe only makes decisions about where to buy the jock straps and cleatshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/cleanesthomeinamerica.jpgCleanestHomeinAmericaWe pretty much don't look anything like this family - although I do have the busy eyebrows like the husband when I don't wax 'em for a few weekshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img_0531.jpgWe pretty much don't look anything like this family - although I do have the busy eyebrows like the husband when I don't wax 'em for a few weeksWe pretty much don't look anything like this family - although I do have the busy eyebrows like the husband when I don't wax 'em for a few weeks2012-03-20T18:19:45+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/02/15/its-the-principal-of-the-thing/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/wesvalentine.jpgI <3 this storyI <3 this story2012-02-24T15:16:30+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/02/05/mommys-ballin-i-mean-bawlin/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/scan0032.jpgCheck out that forehandCheck out that forehand. And belly button.2012-02-08T13:21:12+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/01/28/know-your-target-audience/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/family_fitting_room1.jpgThis sign is missing cuss wordsThis sign is missing cuss words2012-02-08T13:20:52+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/01/15/dad-looks-like-a-lady/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dad3.jpgThe full Lotta Flybox EnsembleThe full Lotta Flybox Ensemblehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dad2.jpgLotta's talent? Not spilling her BudLotta's talent? Not spilling her Budhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dad1.jpgChristmas and navy inspired lights. And hairy armpits.Christmas and navy inspired lights. And hairy armpits.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dad4.jpgIt came down to these two lovely ladies - the "gal" in black never had a chance against LottaIt came down to these two lovely ladies - the "gal" in black never had a chance against Lottahttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/father-of-the-bride-fashionista.jpgIt took him all of about 10 minutes to get out of his tux at my sister Susan's weddingIt took him all of about 10 minutes to get out of his tux at my sister Susan's weddinghttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/flava-flav.jpgPete "Flava Flav" HimmelheberPete "Flava Flav" Himmelheberhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dad-rooms-for-rent.jpgHe's a riot, isn't he folks?He's a riot, isn't he folks?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dad-and-bud.jpgDad and his best "Bud"dyDad and his best "Bud"dyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dad-life-of-the-party.jpgIf you think his hat and lei are great, you should have seen the grass skirt he was wearingIf you think his hat and lei are great, you should have seen the grass skirt he was wearing2012-01-15T16:12:30+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2012/01/07/oh-canada/2012-01-07T13:17:07+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/12/30/things-i-learned-in-2011/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/569.jpgNick and Pepperhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/sad-face-to-get-a-hotdog.jpgThis is Nick's I'm gonna pout until you buy me a hot dog faceThis is Nick's I'm gonna pout until you buy me a hot dog facehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/chocolate-chip-cookies.jpgThey're called the best big fat chewy chocolate chip cookies for a reasonThey're called the best big fat chewy chocolate chip cookies for a reasonhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/happy_2012_sparkly_new_yearzazzle.jpg2012 is gonna sparkle, ya'll2012 is gonna sparkle, ya'll2011-12-30T16:19:22+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/12/19/and-the-oscar-doesnt-go-to/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/chipwrecked.jpgMore like "this shit wrecked my holidays"More like "this shit wrecked my holidays"2011-12-22T18:51:41+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/12/06/sing-along-if-you-know-the-words/2011-12-08T22:54:13+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/11/21/a-year-in-the-life-of-a-blog/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/crap.pngTrue 'dat!True 'dat! © 2009 Rosscott, Inc2011-11-28T19:01:02+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/11/13/medic/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/nicks_tooth.pngSmall? Chip? More like hacked half offSmall? Chip? More like hacked half offhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img_0385.jpgDefine "small chip" for me again, honey?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img_0383.jpgYe. Ow. Ch.Ye. Ow. Ch.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/nicks_head2.pngThere IS more than hair on his head2011-11-13T15:39:21+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/11/02/the-talented-mr-rice/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/nickpaper_0011.pngI don't think the school board is gonna go for thisI don't think the school board is gonna go for thishttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/nickpaper_001.pngNickPaper_0012011-11-04T16:02:49+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/10/25/at-least-its-not-a-mug-shot/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/just-alex.jpgAt least it's not a mug shot...At least it's not a mug shot...https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_0341.jpgFuture Pro Players2011-10-25T22:16:41+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/10/15/rebels-with-a-cause/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/2009-team-rebels-with-a-cause-the-men.jpg2009 Team Rebels with a Cause - the Menhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/2009-rebels-with-a-cause-team-the-women.jpg2009 Rebels with a Cause Team - the Womenhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/chris-nick.jpgAunt Chris and Nick - February 2004https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_0331.jpgPink in Honor of Aunt Chris2011-10-17T15:35:21+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/10/12/its-spelled-b-e-c-k-why/2011-10-13T18:44:48+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/10/04/i-see-london-i-see-france/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mnr.jpgThe belt isn't helping buddyThe belt isn't helping, buddy2012-01-23T15:34:25+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/09/23/uttered-nonsense/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/cmyx4bj.jpgAwww....how amicableAwww....obviously an amicable break up2011-09-23T19:46:38+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/09/15/um-ditto/2011-09-28T23:55:09+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/09/08/a-banner-first-week/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/welcomebecky.jpgThank goodness you've arrived - here are all the projects no one else wants to doThank goodness you've arrived - here are all the projects no one else wants to do2011-09-09T12:02:07+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2010/11/21/hello-world/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/idotheband.jpgIdotheband© Zazzle.com2011-09-03T13:01:54+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/03/16/sayonara-mr-goodell/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/nfl-letter.jpgWho's greedier - players or owners? Discuss.Who's greedier - players or owners? Discuss.2011-09-03T12:59:47+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/03/25/my-dad-needs-spell-check/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/md_day.jpgWe are celebrating Merryland Dayhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/dad.jpgPete "Flava Flave" HimmelheberDad wears a thermometer to prove how hot it ishttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/congrats_dad.pngSpell check please2011-09-03T12:59:18+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/04/04/if-jesus-had-made-the-little-league-travel-team/2011-09-03T12:59:10+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2010/11/25/thanksgiving-travelog/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/008.jpg12 or 112 - you decide12 or 112? You decide2011-09-03T12:58:12+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2010/12/08/christmas-card-palooza/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/christmascardtable1.pngChristmasCardTablehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/christmascardtable.pngChristmasCardTablehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/table_001_0011.pngChristmas Card OCDhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/table_001_001.pngAnatomy of an OCD Christmas Card Prep Table2011-09-03T12:57:58+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2010/12/17/the-booze-chooser-loser/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/0071.jpgDisaronnohttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/007.jpgDisaronno2011-09-03T12:57:41+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/01/04/what-would-franklin-covey-do/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/033.jpgToe Triage2011-09-03T12:57:19+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/01/22/yo-no-quiero-taco-bell/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/0081.jpgA Room with a Viewhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/008.jpgHotel Room View in Puerto Vallarta2011-09-03T12:57:06+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/02/01/paradise-lost/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/dsc041321.jpgBroken Broomhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/dsc04132.jpgBroken Broomhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/dsc04124.jpgSunset in Puerto Vallartahttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/dsc04131.jpgPile of Laundryhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/dsc04115.jpgI spy a pale zebra!I spy a pale zebra!https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/dsc04130.jpgTower of Disheshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/dsc04113.jpgMeow!2011-09-03T12:56:51+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/02/19/i-went-to-the-playboy-mansion-and-all-i-got-was-this-stupid-respiratory-infection/2011-09-03T12:56:18+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/05/30/red-white-and-blue/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/0032.jpgRed, White and Blue in honor of Memorial Day2011-09-03T12:55:20+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/09/01/what-i-bleeped-in-school-today/2011-09-02T12:31:59+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/08/28/what-i-learned-on-my-summer-vacation/2011-08-30T16:12:29+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/08/16/i-need-to-brush-up-on-my-martian/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/tacos1.pngWhat's Martian for *sigh*?What's Martian for *sigh*?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/enchilada1_001.pngAye carumba!https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/tacos.jpg*sigh*https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/enchiladas.jpgIs this Martian for "clean"?2011-08-26T19:19:09+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/08/05/real-food-its-whats-for-dinner-once-a-year/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/topchef_002.pngToo bad he only visits once a year2011-08-12T11:37:11+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/07/31/saturday-nights-all-right-for-towing/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_02451.jpgNext time, everyone make a silly faceNext time, everyone make a silly facehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_0245.jpgIf only they would make silly faceshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_0249.jpgYeah, that looks comfyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_0250.jpgSay hello to the top of Alex's headhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_0246.jpgBest Saturday family activity. Ever. Not.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/pepper_001.pngAbandoned in the minivan2011-08-05T16:44:37+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/07/24/this-post-not-sponsored-by-a-condom-manufacturer/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ribbed_001.pngPerhaps we should get our minds out of the gutterhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_0233.jpgFrom Nick's Black on White Periodhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bloons_tower_denfense_3__0011.pngI thought he said Balloons, not Bloonshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bloons_tower_denfense_3__001.pngI thought he said Balloons, not Bloons2011-07-25T17:51:43+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/07/17/heres-a-total-non-sequitor/2011-08-03T01:31:10+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/07/13/theres-no-crying-in-baseball/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_0223.jpgFoul ball happinesshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_02203.jpgBoys in the ParkHard to believe we can improve upon these smiles.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_0218.jpgJumbo Dog!https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_02202.jpgBoys at the Parkhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_02201.jpgBoys at the Parkhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_0220.jpgBoys at the Park2011-07-14T02:31:29+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/07/05/i-rewrite-the-songs/2011-07-13T16:38:35+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/06/26/when-did-i-become-becky-crocker/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/025.jpgI hand-decorated 50 of these peoplehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/019.jpgHappy birthday Eliashttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/018.jpgHappy birthday Thomashttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/011.jpgRed white and blue in honor of our men and women in uniformhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/042.jpgA tower of red velvet with cream cheese icing calorie-filled cupcakeshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/041.jpgA giant calorie-infused fastpitch softballhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/084.jpgHappy New Year (and bigger thighs)https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dsc03622.jpgEvidently, I have way too much free timehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dsc03807.jpgSteelers Halloween viewing party treats at our good friends the Henigin's househttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dsc04170.jpgYeah. I frosted it.2011-07-06T13:01:06+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/05/18/me-vs-the-mower/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/0031.jpgI made a path in the hay!https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/0061.jpgPepper searches for a break in the hay fieldhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/0051.jpgThank goodness Pepper isn't wearing camouflage today2011-07-02T16:10:36+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/07/01/youre-1-in-my-book-boys/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/alexshirtart1.jpgIron-on created by my friend and awesome designer Rebecca HeniginIron-on created by my friend and awesome designer Rebecca Heniginhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/alexshirtart.jpgIron-on created by my friend and awesome designer Rebecca Henigin2011-07-02T11:37:03+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/04/20/its-time-to-play-who-said-that-spring-break-edition/2011-06-15T16:11:51+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/06/14/put-this-bowling-party-on-ice/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/010.jpgNick's brother Alex enjoys the bowling alley pizzaNick's brother Alex enjoys the bowling alley pizzahttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/002.jpgFree pin (and maniacal smile) with every purchaseFree pin (and maniacal smile) with every purchasehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/img_0182.jpgThe kids can have soda, cuz mommy's having Ice!The kids can have soda, cuz mommy's having Ice!https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/img_0180.jpgKid Bowling Party Attitude Adjuster2011-06-14T17:43:42+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/06/04/a-funny-thing-happened-on-the-way-to-the-school-picnic/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/alex-playing-over-under.jpgAlex (in the brown shirt) playing over underhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/0031.jpgFilled and ready to fire at the first "tramp stamp" I seeFilled and ready to fire at the first "tramp stamp" I seehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/003.jpg0032011-06-12T22:24:21+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/05/24/no-thrill-of-the-chase/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/002.jpgSpecial Offer - Just for You!2011-05-24T18:03:36+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/05/12/i-lead-the-league-in/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/010.jpgPretry in Pink in the garagePretty in Pink in the garagehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/007.jpgI've been looking for you!I've been looking for you!https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/009.jpgIt's May. Time to put the snow boots away.It's May. Time to put the snow boots away.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/006.jpgTwo paris of shoes AND I need to put away the BBQ sauceTwo paris of shoes AND I need to put away the BBQ saucehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/005.jpgPepper would like to lick feet, not chew shoesPepper would like to lick feet, not chew shoeshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/004.jpgPurse and shoes - right where I left themPurse and shoes - right where I left themhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/003.jpgJust one pair, so what's the big dealJust one pair, so what's the big deal2011-05-13T15:08:40+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/05/06/have-crap-will-sell/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc04265.jpgRAH RAH RAH 2011-05-06T14:23:48+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/04/29/what-color-is-my-parachute/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dsc042531.jpgThe perfect job search kithttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dsc04253.jpgThe perfect job search kithttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dsc042541.jpgIt is not gonna change itself, fellasIt is not gonna change itself, fellashttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dsc04254.jpgIt doesn't take a degree to change a roll, fellas2011-08-10T15:46:11+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2010/12/22/diary-of-a-day-off/2011-04-15T19:24:30+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/04/09/my-coat-closet-just-threw-up/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/basement-2.jpgThe only thing in this picture that's ours is the now obsolete high chairThe only thing in this picture that's ours is the now obsolete high chairhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/basement-1.jpgMore arts and crafts supplies than I can shake a glue gun atMore arts and crafts supplies than I can shake a glue gun athttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/garage-2.jpgThe only thing in this picture that's ours is the lawn mower that is buried underneath everything elseThe only thing in this picture that's ours is the lawn mower that is buried underneath everything elsehttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/garage-1.jpgBedroom furniture, dining room table, remnants of day bedhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dsc04231.jpgDavid Winter cottages, Waterford and pottery - are we rich yet?David Winter cottages, Waterford and pottery - are we rich yet?https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dsc04230.jpgChina, glassware and other household non-collectibleshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/closet-throws-up.jpgCloset Throws Up2011-04-09T13:53:42+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/03/20/new-math-10-9-chaos/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/dsc04171.jpgHomemade star chocolates are messyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/dsc04170.jpgFootball cake with birthday boy's name in candy stars2011-03-23T18:04:37+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/02/12/porno-drugs-rehab-shocking/2011-03-19T15:13:48+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/03/08/im-craving-mexican-tonight/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/0041.jpg#Winninghttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/004.jpg#Winning2011-03-09T20:01:14+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/03/09/prepare-my-spot-in-purgatory-now/2011-03-09T19:52:26+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/03/03/im-jock-strapped-out/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/dsc03490.jpg12th Man tee shirtshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/dsc03495.jpgAlex the Walkersville LionMy favorite blue-eyed red striperhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/12thman.jpg12thManhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/alex2.jpgAlexhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/031.jpgAlex - future Pittsburgh Steelerhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/alex1.jpgAlexhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/alex.jpgAlex - Future Steeler Starhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/sl2_5077.jpgAlex the All Starhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/dsc03252.jpgNick's Hat Is Too Bighttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/dsc02455.jpgNick - ready for tee ball. Which seems like a million years ago now. Not 6 years.2011-03-04T01:53:41+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/02/21/a-thank-you-note-to-my-son-alex-on-his-9th-birthday/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/003.jpgAlex2011-02-21T21:13:15+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2010/12/12/mother-nature-id-like-a-word-with-you-please/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/038.jpgDarth Vader Meets Horton Hears a WhoDarth Vader Meets Horton Hears a Who. And best birth control ever.https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/skunk1.jpgSkunkhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/skunk.jpgSkunkBack When I Had to Paint the Gray in2011-01-24T14:38:24+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/01/20/say-what/2011-01-20T20:21:39+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/01/13/lucky-me/2011-01-15T13:47:23+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2011/01/15/ode-to-my-little-green-machine/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/009.jpgMy Little Green MachineIn the garage, awaiting its next mission 2011-01-15T14:59:07+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2010/12/01/its-an-honor-just-to-be-nominated/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/parentaward.pngparentawardNominations Now Being Accepted!2010-12-01T20:26:33+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/2010/11/24/diy-is-not-a-couples-activity/https://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/003.jpgNick's Trophieshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/0041.jpgAlex's Trophieshttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/004.jpgAlex's Trophy Collectionhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/angry_woman.jpgI have a hammer and I'm not afraid to use it(c)photomakhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/happy_couple150.jpgTotally unrealistic image of homeowners doing their own home improvements(c) iofoto2011-07-14T17:39:26+00:00monthlyhttps://asideofrice.wordpress.comdaily1.02025-06-08T21:09:31+00:00