Earlier in December, this showed up in my Facebook newsfeed:
I’m wondering if the very special guests included Neal and Michaele’s plastic surgeon. Maybe that’s the next pay-per-view event the newly married Shons will share with us. From Winter Wonderland Wedding to Surgery & Suture Spectacular.
It got me thinking … could the Rice family generate a little revenue by PPVing our life?
And I realized — once I created some ads — that we might generate a little revenue. A very little revenue.
Because who the hell wants to see this, when they can probably watch it play out in their own family. For free:
Yep, a Rice Pay-Per-View life wouldn’t generate a damn dime. Who’s crying now?