A Side of Rice

Hopefully Humorous (and sometimes R-rated) Musings About Life

Is That a Cinnamon Bun in Your Pocket?

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I made cinnamon rolls for breakfast today.  As a bit of a tease for my facebook friends, I posted a picture of the rolls just before I was about to put them in the oven to bake to a golden brown.

This was the picture I posted:

Facebook friends commented on how good they looked and asked if they could come over for breakfast at my house.

But once I posted the picture and looked at it again, I saw something different. Something phallic, even.

My spoon holder had become a very small penis. Very small, compared to the enormous — dare I say engorged —  set of balls represented by two circular bake pans full of cinnamon rolls.

Suddenly, cream cheese frosting seemed out of the question.


Author: A Side of Rice

Married, mom, marketing professional. Loves swearing, pedicures and celebrity meltdowns. Hates making dinner and working the little league concession stand.

One thought on “Is That a Cinnamon Bun in Your Pocket?

  1. Ceam cheese frosting is never out of the question… but it does take me longer to make it these days.

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