A Side of Rice

Hopefully Humorous (and sometimes R-rated) Musings About Life

What I Bleeped in School Today


Me: So boys, what did you do in school today?

Alex: I had science and math.

Nick: I had PE and language arts. But I also moved from green (good behavior) to yellow (caution, bad behavior).

Me: Why did you move from green to yellow?

Nick: Well, I ended a sentence with the word bleep.

Me: That doesn’t make sense. Why did you end your sentence with the word bleep?

Nick: So I wouldn’t get in trouble.

Me: I am confused. How can you get in trouble if you end a sentence by saying the word bleep?

Nick: Cuz my sentence was “What the bleep

Me: Oh bleep!


Author: A Side of Rice

Married, mom, marketing professional. Loves swearing, pedicures and celebrity meltdowns. Hates making dinner and working the little league concession stand.

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