A Side of Rice

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Porno. Drugs. Rehab. Shocking?

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While I was home from work the other day – sick and camped out on the couch – I saw an ad for the “shocking new e! True Hollywood Story about Charlie Sheen”. The promo had all the important buzz words – porn stars, drugs and rehab. Finally some quality television – I’m in!

So I moved the barf can closer to the sofa. I didn’t want to miss a minute of the show and had to be ready in the event that my malady caused another episode. Or — and even more likely — if this particular episode of e! True Hollywood Story caused me more malady.

But if a story about Charlie “Let’s-Get-This-Party-Started” Sheen would be truly shocking, it probably would be better titled as Charlie Sheen: Celebate, Sober and Now I’m Going to Do Shakespeare.

Which got me thinking about the other not-just-sorta, but really (REALLY) shocking e! True Hollywood Stories I would like to see. So here’s my list, in no particular order of broadcast urgency.

  • Lindsay Lohan: Naming Names on My Path to Fire Crotch-dom
  • The Secret Life of Kimora Lee Simmons Hounsou – Charity, Humility and Fabu-not-sity
  • Paris Hilton: My MENSA Meetings Are Hot
  • Mel Gibson’s List of Top Ten Actresses [and Policewomen] Worthy of the Moniker Sugar Tits
  • I’m an A Cup Junkie: the Secret Yearnings of Playboy Mogul Hugh Hefner
  • Kim Kardashian Tearfully Confesses — Yes, I Use Booty Pop
  • The Situation: GTL Really Means Genuis, Tolerance and Liposuction
  • What’s Left Is What’s Right – Outing Glenn Beck’s Real Political Agenda
  • Stop, Drop and Roll – Tips on Avoiding Naomi Campbell’s Cell Phone Projectile
  • 50 Cent Dishes — Yes, I Chelsea Bang Bang

So, what’s on your list?

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Author: A Side of Rice

Married, mom, marketing professional. Loves swearing, pedicures and celebrity meltdowns. Hates making dinner and working the little league concession stand.

5 thoughts on “Porno. Drugs. Rehab. Shocking?

  1. hehe, nice 🙂

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  3. Isn’t it amazing how the trashiest television shows reel us in? I think we enjoy watching them, because it makes us feel normal and stable. Yep, that’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it! Ha!

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