A Side of Rice

Hopefully Humorous (and sometimes R-rated) Musings About Life

Hello world! — or at least the 6 people who may read this (which includes my 3 sisters, so now this seems pretty pathetic)

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I do the band

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Well, here it is – my foray into blogging.  I feel like I have a lot to say, about a lot of things, a lot of the time. I call it being observant and clever about life. My husband refers to it as the nattering on of someone who just doesn’t engage her shut up switch enough.  Tomato, tomahto.

I was once told by an ex-boyfriend: “You appreciate good humor Becky, like mine.  But you’re not really funny when you say stuff”.  So aside from it being real obvious why he is an EX-boyfriend, as you can see it didn’t affect me one bit. Nope, haven’t harbored that festering boil of a put down at all. Ignored it and got on with my life.

So now here’s payback for that crap proof of my ability to move on, taking seemingly mundane, everyday episodes and pointing out the humor in them. Because if I’ve learned one thing in life, it’s that people will try and pigeon-hole you as a humorless, buying-musical-equipment-for-a-going-nowhere-band type of girl.  And to that I say “suck it, you flaming ass – I paid off all those keyboards, guitars and amps years ago.  I’M the winner because MY credit rating at Benny’s Bargain Rock’nRoll Mart & Make Your Own Pottery! Emporium is A+”.

How you like me now?

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Author: A Side of Rice

Married, mom, marketing professional. Loves swearing, pedicures and celebrity meltdowns. Hates making dinner and working the little league concession stand.

One thought on “Hello world! — or at least the 6 people who may read this (which includes my 3 sisters, so now this seems pretty pathetic)

  1. Woo-hoo! I needed more humor in my life 🙂

    -Andrea

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