There are sports moms who are way more organized than I am. Because let’s face it, there’s a reason we have had to purchase about 7 different cups in this house. And we only two kids who wear them.
As we are getting ready to head to a Memorial Day Weekend Tournament at The Ripken Experience in Aberdeen, MD, I started thinking about what I was going to need to pack. And I knew … I just knew … some über-organized bitch mom had created the ultimate packing list for a weekend baseball tournament.
So I searched and found this little gem on the internet. Which pretty much seems perfect for that annoying broad woman who agrees to be the team mom, with a whole season to tell us slack asses what to do help the rest of us stay tuned in to all the amazing team activities throughout the season.
Concession duty? Oh hell, no.
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The only thing this list tells me is that no way in hell would I ever volunteer to be the team mom.
So, for the moms like me who believe fun is not spelled o-r-g-a-n-i-z-e-d (or s-o-b-e-r), I’ve created a check list for the ultimate baseball tournament weekend.
Did I miss anything? Vodka? Gin? Rum?
Let the games begin.
A Side of Rice 
May 23, 2014 at 7:05 am
lmao! We have a similar situation with mouth guards.. If karate had team mom’s I’d definitely fail at it lol.
May 23, 2014 at 7:28 am
If only I had known there were sports where a team mom was not required/necessary. Unfortunately, my boys picked none of those sports. Congrats on your mouth guard collection.
May 23, 2014 at 9:23 am
Excellent. I hate bossy, self important bitches too, lol.